Mice Are Men?

May 16, 2008

This article titled Low -Fat Diet May Cut Prostate Cancer Risk was in today’s NY Times Health section.

You know I gotta say that these are the types of articles that really get my blood boiling. They also give me a good belly laugh. Let’s start with the laughter:

"Using a mouse model that closely mimics human prostate cancer,
researchers fed one group of mice a diet with about 40 percent of
calories coming from fat, similar to the amount found in a typical
Western diet. The other group received 12 percent of their calories
from fat."

A mouse model. Mice.

And they fed mice a diet that had 40% fat. An animal that isn’t designed to eat much fat. Remember mad cow’s disease?

OK here’s the belly laugh:

"Although the data come from mice, researchers say it’s reasonable to think the finding will translate to people."

Shocked

Really? I’d venture a guess and say that it’s just as reasonable to think that the finding would NOT translate to people.

Who are these researchers? Are these people scientists? Let’s see:

"Scientists at Jonsson Cancer Center at the University of California, Los Angeles."

Yep. They’re scientists alright. Pretty crummy ones if they actually made this laughable statement. Let’s see what else they said:

"Researchers say there are already known benefits to lowering or eliminating processed baked goods and fried foods from the diet."

Careful there you smarty-pants researchers.

Questions: How do they know it is the fat that is the culprit? Why couldn’t it be the refined carbohydrates? Or the combination of both the fat and carbohydrate? Or simply the type of fat and not the amount? Or just the fact that the foods are processed which wreaks havoc on our systems?

Do you think that the mice would have had this problem if they were fed only almonds and avocados?

The title of the article should have been:

Mice That Are Fed Foods Consisting Of A Macro Nutrient Content That They Never Would Naturally Eat In The Wild Get Cancer.

Can you imagine a doctor saying:

"Well Mr. Smith, I know you’re concerned about your hair loss. But now there’s good news! Research shows that if I inject a mouse in the head with the fluid in this syringe, its hair grows much thicker. It’s reasonable to assume that if it grows the hair of a mouse thicker, it will work on you too. Shall I go ahead and inject this into your skull now?"

I think you’d bolt.

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